Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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