just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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