Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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