do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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