Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just found puke in my bra..
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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