it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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