The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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