Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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