He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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