Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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