i don't like sucking hair
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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