Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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