THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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