I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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