My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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