Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
