at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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