I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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