i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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