oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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