Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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