On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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