I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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