At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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