your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
