Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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