Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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