I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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