Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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