Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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