Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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