with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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