This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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