What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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