well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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