IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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