Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
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