You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
