ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Even the bartender felt bad for me
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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