all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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