I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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