In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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