Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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