I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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