Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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