He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You were trust falling into bushes
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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