i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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