He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize
