I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
