I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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