I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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