Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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