she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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