thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
North Korea, Best Korea!
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm too high and old for this...
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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