you're like a bully in the Christmas story
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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