You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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