If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
she peed on how many people?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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