If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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